do you ever stare at a really hot guy and think
HOW THE HOW
- "FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
- "STOP PULLING THE RACE CARD"
- "MY BEST FRIEND/BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/WIFE/ HUSBAND/GRANDMOTHER’S SISTER’S UNCLE’S COUSIN IS BLACK"
- "UM IF SOMEONE SAID THIS ABOUT A BLACK PERSON IT WOULD BE RACIST"
- "THIS APPLE JUICE IS TOO SPICY"
Lurch is drawing civil war uniforms god bless america
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings
Spires ON TUMBLR
occupation: the family disappointment
"all opinions are valid" only applies to subjective shit like ice cream flavours, when it come to whether or not certain types of people are allowed to live safe and comfortable lives, I’d say objectivity was pretty fucking important.
I accidentally sneezed on a prospective student. Like “hi come to Willamette *achoo* you’re already resistant to our germs now”